Another For the Record

I’m not thirsty, I’m D-hydrated

thefoodogatemyhomework:

GIRL, you KNOW I LOVE this! Except for that horse on a block thing, but whatever.
thehandbookauthority:

Mirrored badassery from Scott Snyder.

GIRL, you KNOW I LOVE this! Except for that horse on a block thing, but whatever.

thehandbookauthority:

Mirrored badassery from Scott Snyder.

"The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands."

— Daenerys Targaryen

(Source: sandandglass)

vardaesque:

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a ballon

(Source: adrians1)

(Source: italdred)

Camera: PENTAX Corporation PENTAX *ist DS
Aperture: f/8
Exposure: 1/250th
Focal Length: 24mm

thefoodogatemyhomework:

An allee of pear tress in bloom at Oscar de la Renta’s home in Connecticut.

hilarydank:

If you think I am cute you can’t think anyone else is cute sorry I don’t make the rules

(Source: unignorable)

(Source: 9gag)